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Last night I laughed myself straight out of a sex dream with Dean Winchester.

howmanytuesdaysdidyouhave:

I was half asleep, and in the dream I was at a bar. And he was hitting on me, using all these terrible lines. And I told him I hadn’t had sex in awhile. And he went “Dry spell, huh? That’s okay. I’m pretty sure the forecast called for rain tonight.” And I looked him in the eye and went “Oh yeah? How many inches should I be expecting?” And the part of me that was awake laughed so hard, it woke me up.

Even in my subconscious, I’m a smooth motherfucker.

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The Cape review

So a lot of you may not be familiar with NBC’s failed 2011 superhero show The Cape. Most of the things I’d heard about it were to stay far, far away and that it was very justly cancelled. But being a huge fan of superheros, I was too curious to ignore it.

First and foremost, it is unbelievably cheesy. Think of Sam Raimi’s Spiderman trilogy and times the cheese factor by 100. You will then get The Cape. Cheesiness isn’t always a bad thing. In fact I love the original Spiderman movies and all their cheesy goodness! But there must be a line between the serious and cheesy points of the plot. The Cape writers didn’t really seem to understand how to fully grasp the concept. Everything felt a little too tacky to be real. It tried to be serious but came off as unbelievable.

That being said, the concept itself was really interesting. The Cape itself is what makes our protagonist, Vince Faraday, super. It is a special type of cape that can be used as a weapon with many different purposes. Not only that but the hero is trained by a group of circus-performers-turned-bank-robbers! How awesome is that?? Having a hero being trained by criminals is one of the most original and intriguing ideas I’ve ever seen! This is about the only thing that was actually done right in the show. Keith David as the ringleader and Vince’s mentor is the perfect choice for this role!

We then get to the main antagonist Peter Fleming, or his alter ego, Chess. His character is interesting enough in that he apparently suffers from a split personality disorder. But again, as mentioned before he came off too awkward and cheesy to be taken seriously.

Summer Glau. Ah yes, Glau did her best in this. Though a wonderful actress as she is, even she couldn’t save the show of her character from the unbelievable situations and one-liners that littered the show. Her character, Orwell, served as the Cape’s sidekick. Sadly, the team-up happened so fast and so unexpectedly that it left the viewer reeling with trying to keep up.

In summary, while an enjoyable concept with some good talent mixed in with questionable ones, the show was too fast paced and cheesy to be truly worthy of anything more than the 10 episodes it got.

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i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”.  The teacher said “so you’re adopted”.  THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.  

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That’s not science ruining something, that’s an insensitive jerk ass ruining it.

NOT TRUE. My sister is blue-eyed with both of our parents having brown eyes. We actually have a running joke within our family about how she’s adopted even though she is legitimately their child.

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OKAY. OKAY. WHAT THE UNHOLY HELL. OH GOD I’M SO MAD. HANG ON LOOK, KEEP READING THIS AND I PROMISE I’LL BE MORE CALM.

In 2012, a 17-year-old boy named T.J. Lane killed three fellow classmates in a school shooting, and was sentenced to life in jail. But wait, that’s not the worst part. This kid pulled a few nasty stunts to really show how much of a pathetic monstrosity he is. In the courtroom during his trial, he took off his more formal clothing to reveal a white undershirt with the word “KILLER” crudely written on it. He was smiling and laughing while the case progressed through the day. And to top it off, when he was finally sentenced [to life in prison], he turned to the families of the victims he killed, and said, “This hand that pulled the trigger that killed your sons now masturbates to the memory. F—- all of you,” before flicking them off. As if this sick waste of human life couldn’t get any more disgusting.

AND NOW, FOR THE DAMN KICKER: This vile animal has somehow managed to fucking escape prison with a fellow inmate, and is currently on the run. I urge any and all of you to spread this info around and be fully aware of the tragedy this vermin has caused. He must be found and apprehended as soon as possible, and if I’ve made anyone more aware, I’ve helped this cause.

I WANT HIM OFF THE STREETS AND AWAY FROM EVERY OTHER HUMAN BEING. YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW INFURIATED I AM. I APOLOGIZE FOR ANY OBSCENE LANGUAGE BUT I’M PISSED OFF AT THE AMERICAN JUSTICE SYSTEM AND THIS IS ONLY ANOTHER NAIL IN THE COFFIN.

he still breathing meanwhile Mike Brown is dead.

He is still breathing while thousands of innocent/unarmed/guiltless black people are deceased.

I live in Ohio and when he was out after he escaped my county was on the list of areas he might have been in. I was so terrified last night I couldn’t fall asleep. My family is friends with the family of Nick Walzcak, the boy paralyzed in the Chardon shooting. I was so scared. TJ Lane is a monster

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